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Old 04-24-2024, 11:01 PM   #1921
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The only good part of those idjits is that once in a while, one wins a Darwin award.
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The only good part of those idjits is that once in a while, one wins a Darwin award.
Happend last year. Stay classy, rural Nova Scotia.
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Old 04-25-2024, 12:25 AM   #1923
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60% of the time Anchorman memes are funny every time.
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Old 04-25-2024, 05:08 PM   #1925
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60% of the time Anchorman memes are funny every time.
Mathematically confused win. Does that mean that 60% of the Anchorman memes are funny all of the time or that only 60% of the total readers find Anchorman memes funny all the time? Could it mean that what determines if an Anchorman meme is funny depends on the time of day?
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Old 04-25-2024, 08:35 PM   #1927
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Ah, what a lovely clear day to have a power outage. Judging from the cause listed on the outage tracker, I suspect another idjit stealing copper wire.
Even better: An idjit driving while impaired and knocking down a power pole.

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Old 04-25-2024, 09:33 PM   #1928
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Even better: An idjit driving while impaired and knocking down a power pole.

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Even better: An individual decides to fish by tossing in a live plugged-in electric cord in water, shocking the fish. Then he goes into the water without unplugging the cord.
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Old 04-26-2024, 01:10 AM   #1929
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An person who decides to dynamite some fish. Lights the fuse from his cigar, tosses the cigar into the water and is still holding the stick of dynamite when it went boom!
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An person who decides to dynamite some fish. Lights the fuse from his cigar, tosses the cigar into the water and is still holding the stick of dynamite when it went boom!
Fed himself to the fishes.
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Old 04-26-2024, 01:05 PM   #1931
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There's also an urban legend about someone using kerosene to clean their toilet and then dropping a cigarette into it. (One version has the paramedics laughing so hard that they drop him down the stairs.)
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I know somebody who was cleaning something with WD-40 and when they turned it on it exploded.
It could have killed somebody, but nobody was injured.
Petroleum distillates in a confined space, anyone?
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Old 04-26-2024, 01:48 PM   #1933
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This is an honorable mention for the Darwin Awards: Someone decides to rob a store. They make several mistakes:
  1. They decide to rob a Gun Store, full of gun customers.
  2. They pass by a Police Car parked in front of the Gun Store.
  3. Next to the Register they are going to rob is a Police Officer having coffee.
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Old 04-26-2024, 01:50 PM   #1934
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Another honorable mention: A man is bitten by the same snake seven times. He had the snake in a bag and reached in the bag and got bitten. He did this six more times.
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